Day 3: 27 July 2009 – Liverpool
Today is a day off. It feels weird to have a day off after only one show. But I try to focus on the positive: we are on our first European tour, with a vast expanse of rock potential ahead.
Lawrence and John have kindly planned a day full of sightseeing for us.
As we’re driving through the countryside, we see a quaint hand-painted sign for a cafe called Nostalgia. This is the kind of place I always want to stop, but there’s never time, or the person driving wants McDonald’s instead or whatever. But miraculously, Lawrence turns off! We head down a gravel road and pass a backpacker with messy hair and stubble and these dead eyes, like a shark’s. He stares into the car, his mouth hanging open.
“That is a zombie,” I announce to the car. “Seriously. This looks just like 28 days later. Oh fuck!”
Nick chimes in that any second, an entire army of zombies will come hurtling over the hill. The hair on my arms stands on end.
We pull up to a beautiful little farm. There is a curly-haired three legged dog guarding the cafe. I miss my dogs so i give her lots of love. We enter the most beautiful tea room, with embroidered linens and fine hand painted china. We get breakfast and talk leisurely. We resolve that we’ll begin snorting cocaine off of hookers’ asses in earnest, just as soon as we finish our tea and scones.
Next, we make Lawrence pull over at a creepy little church and cemetery. We take some goth band photos and I admire the moss.
Then we go to visit the Eyam Plague village, a village that was cut off from the rest of the world once the plague broke out among its residents. There are signs in front of several houses announcing exactly when each of the families died of the plague.
One charming house has the special distinction of being officially called Plague House. I remember how mortified I was by my dad’s Volkswagen bus when i was an adolescent. Imagine how awful it would be to say, “Oh my house is the one at the end of the road — the one with the big sign that says… uh…Plague House.”
We pause at a sweets shop and I make the disappointing realization that the band Dolly Mixture is named after a type of candy.
Next stop, Liverpool. We go to Anfield where Nick bows down to the glory of Liverpool FC, his favorite club. Then we see a bunch of Beatles-ey stuff as John keeps insisting that they were a shit band. I’m not sure if he’s joking or not.
Then we meet new friends, Will from Flamingo 50 and Sarah from Town Bike, and proceed to have way too much to drink. To add some drama to the evening’s proceedings, I start wagering with John about the mating rituals happening across the bar–exactly how long will it take the group of boys to approach the group of girls, etc. I swiftly relieve him of two pounds.
When we can drink no more, we go outside and encounter a girl staggering down the street eating a pizza.
“Pizza,” Yoshi says, perking up. “I want pizza.”
The girl stops in her tracks. She shrieks, “WAIT! Are you Americans?!?! I love Americans!!!”
We spend the cab ride trying to figure out exactly what would make someone declare that they LOVE Americans — all of them, no exceptions.
We are completely stumped.