Hello!

We have news! 12 years ago, we released our first record, Hell is Eux Autres. We feel like not enough people celebrate 12 year anniversaries, and Google tells us 12 is the “pearl” anniversary. Which is exactly why we thought it was a great idea to release our first record on clear vinyl right now.

You might be thinking, “This album blew my mind, but why would I want to buy it again?” Well, Hell Is has never been pressed on vinyl before, let alone clear vinyl. Clear means you can actually see through it, thanks to nanotechnology and GMOs. And if you buy it during this pre-sale, you’ll get a digital download of the album that includes early demos and live versions of some of the songs. You’ll also gain access to an exclusive feed where we’ll post other detritus we found while digging through the archives–photos, notes, drawings, and ever more demos and live recordings. And keeping with tradition, early buyers get a free lapel pin with their order!

We are running the pre-sale over at PledgeMusic, which lets nice people like you order the record early, get it before its official release, and get exclusive bonus items, too. We’ve got a bunch of other things for sale as well.

What other things, you ask? Go to PledgeMusic to find out.

Still not sure? Lord, you’re silly! But for skeptics like you, we made a video that explains the whole thing, and some weird stuff about Heather, too.