TOUR INDEX – August 8, 2010
Average number of medium-sized servings of french fries consumed per band member at 2AM: 1.25
Consecutive days Bon Jovi’s tour epic “Wanted Dead or Alive” played on radio, reminding us that “sometimes when you’re alone all you do is think”: 2
Inadvertent off-roading incidents: 1
Giant cockroaches spotted outside of Arby’s, Casa Grande, AZ: 5
Birds and Batteries live sets viewed since 11PM yesterday: 3, all well worth it.
Times an hour the car topper keys temporarily vanished: 0.5
Disembodied mannequin heads in the window of Wig-O-Rama, Tucson, AZ: 31 female, 1 green-skinned male
You guys are just a bunch of Rinky Martins Livin’ La Vida Life out there. See you in New York!